actual signs
Veterinarian’s office sign:
"All unattended children will be given a free kitten."
Lot outside vet’s office:
"Parking for customers only, others will be neutered."
In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of [...]
design pimps
[As sent via email to a designer in NOLA looking to move to NYC. "I love design and would like to work in the theatre. Where do I apply?"]
The top firms in town delivering graphic design for Broadway are Serino Coyne , Eliran Murphy and SpotCo . They are all here in [...]
things only parents know
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the [...]
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